E is for effort which is what your instructors always wanna see
F is for fame something you can't reach by pursuing guard
G is for gum something not allowed to be in your mouth at guard
H is for home, something with four wheels and a bathroom that moves
I is for independent...guard's where you go after high school
J is for jazz run the basis of all guard moves
K is for kick, what you do during stretches that kills the next morning
L is for lazy something you can't be at guard
M is for money, something you NEVER have time to make
N is for Newbies, the people you have to teach
O is for One more time, which always means again
P is for Practice...you can never have enough
Q is for Quitting, something you should never do
R is for Rifles, the cause of all your bruises
S is for Sabres the sword that breaks the mold
T is for Time, something you wish you had more of
U is for Uniformity something you always aim to have
V is for Victory something you should feel after every performance
W is for WGI the best competition around
X is for X-cellence since you should always try your best
Y is for You which is why your guard is special
Z is for Zzzz the sound you get when you sleep...(when does that EVER happen)